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<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though <Belial`> since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days <Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth <Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ??? <Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

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Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.

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<Blue> yeah, a copy of it was found in a desert <Blue> the guy turned it into the newspaper or something instead of doing the right thing <Blue> which of course is ebaying it

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<Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway. <Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store. <Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter. <Scotty> And she scanned them. <Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money. <Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back." <Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other. <Scotty> Oh my fucking God <Scotty> Until the day I die <Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face. <DanT> haha <Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

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<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff <puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up <puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine <HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened? <puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :(

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<indigo> redhat has become a thing of its own, apart from linux <indigo> it's the entropy of linux combined with the uselessness of a corporate product

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<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories <mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero <Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily <Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero <mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water <mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires

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<miv> i'm gona take a nap <miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan <miv> all the 10-14 yearolds

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<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net

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Rayo :: My friend Lupe is the Santa at the Mall. dissolve/decay :: wait, what happened? Rayo :: He owed me money. Rayo :: So I waited in line today with all the kids. Rayo :: and told him to pay up in front of all the children, "kids. Santa owes me 40" "....come on Greg...wheres your Christmas Spirit?" "Do you want these kids to think Santa is a cheapskate?"