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#421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."


#422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]


#423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number? <lux> hahah <ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass


#424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.


#425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"


#426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?


#427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel


#428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)


#429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez <VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.


#430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop


#431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4 <sasami> I saw that CD at a store . . <sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.


#432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it


#433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol <lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!


#434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick


#435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(


#436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking <scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk


#437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep <syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well


#438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood <bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'


#439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet <SYch0> w/ fast internet


#440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions: <SYch0> uiu 1. lamer


#441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper <ck2k> and she has this estimate <ck2k> 200 bucks <ck2k> fuck you <ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass


#442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> my mom got rearended


#443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SSr2> what's pr0n?


#444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night <Acero> i need to stretch or something


#445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one <shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off


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