#21199   + 1 -   X   C   21/02/26 10:02

<+Syndus> Anyone here can't sleep? <+Syndus> ...your nipples were switched at birth and you'll never know which one is the real nipple * +NiniGeo2 fluff-fluffs up the Syndus' pillows so they're extra comfy <+Syndus> Shhh <+Syndus> ...nipples <+NiniGeo2> o:

#21198   + 0 -   X   C   20/02/26 22:15

21:54 <burnout> im only 6'2 bro 21:55 <burnout> take it easy 21:55 <m0n> got me beat by an inch >_< 21:55 <m0n> damnson 21:55 <burnout> pfft 21:55 <burnout> an inch 21:56 <burnout> unzip and compare 21:56 <burnout> u lying cunt

#21197   + 0 -   X   C   20/02/26 09:43

<~End3r> I could suck so much dick

#21196   + 0 -   X   C   20/02/26 09:41

<~h4> I'm hung like planet pluto <~h4> hard to see with the naked eye

#21195   + 0 -   X   C   20/02/26 00:17

[02:04] (&Billy) its my BABY [02:04] (~Peorth) Shake it harder. [02:04] (~Peorth) It's not dead yet.

#21193   + 0 -   X   C   18/01/26 14:22

[16:37] (&h4) sometimes i flex my ass cheecks in front of the mirror [16:37] (&h4) then slap my ass cheek and go "YEAH!"

#97   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur... <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls? <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

#98   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

#99   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services

#100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game

#101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> ok, here's what we do <Moot> we break into AOL HQ <Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds

#102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

#103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me? <Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass <Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS

#104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS <emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST <emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

#105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time. <DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now? <wecell> i've always used windows machines.

#106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. <emufreak> How did you get into emulation? <RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE

#107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights...... <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies....... <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed. <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

#108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

#109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes. <Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth <repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

#110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat <Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers <Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

#111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.

#112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

#113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> women ask for it <ckx> they act all old and mature <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass <ckx> and they get all bitchy <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

#114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable. <iln> you can't abuse pot ash

#115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65