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<Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway. <Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store. <Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter. <Scotty> And she scanned them. <Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money. <Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back." <Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other. <Scotty> Oh my fucking God <Scotty> Until the day I die <Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face. <DanT> haha <Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

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