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<gerrard> siiiiigh <gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am <gerrard> mouse in one hand <gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other <}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth <gerrard> ya.. <gerrard> hey wait

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<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software <CiTay> my granduncle, for instance... <CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task. <CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived <CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.

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<[NOREAGA]> whine <[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u <[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie <[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon

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<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you <@Shadoe> EVAR <Vladimere> yeah yeah <Vladimere> i've heard it before <Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard <@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"

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<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> ew <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> yoru dad ejaculates into my mouth <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> er. <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> your mouth*

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<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW <Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :( * Jaedra stares at Dryzz <Jaedra> dude... <Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way.. <Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(

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<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though <Belial`> since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days <Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth <Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ??? <Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

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Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.

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<Blue> yeah, a copy of it was found in a desert <Blue> the guy turned it into the newspaper or something instead of doing the right thing <Blue> which of course is ebaying it

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<Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway. <Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store. <Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter. <Scotty> And she scanned them. <Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money. <Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back." <Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other. <Scotty> Oh my fucking God <Scotty> Until the day I die <Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face. <DanT> haha <Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.