#371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN? <token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.

#372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet? <Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet, <Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

#373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :) <toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

#374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine

#375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

#376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart <Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

#377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file? <NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please. <Acrimon> sorry

#378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh <honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time?

#379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D <redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?

#380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in batter and deep fry it" <redslime> "yeah!" <redslime> i love eggrolls

#381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.

#382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^

#383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/

#384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.

#385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream! <^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself... <DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances <DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace

#386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish <Tum> like if its any good <meps> just add water <eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'

#387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128 <bocz> thats 310 mb for a server <Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM

#388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh

#389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =

#390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??

#391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya

#392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole

#393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?

#394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?

#395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car