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<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?

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<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) <M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;) <salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money? <M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;) <salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL

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<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now <Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?

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<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o <Dami> And I am one of them. XD <Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000 <Fuyutski> =o <Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they'd be our BITCH.

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<gerrard> siiiiigh <gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am <gerrard> mouse in one hand <gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other <}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth <gerrard> ya.. <gerrard> hey wait

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<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software <CiTay> my granduncle, for instance... <CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task. <CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived <CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.

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<[NOREAGA]> whine <[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u <[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie <[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon

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<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you <@Shadoe> EVAR <Vladimere> yeah yeah <Vladimere> i've heard it before <Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard <@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"

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<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> ew <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> yoru dad ejaculates into my mouth <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> er. <bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> your mouth*

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<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW <Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :( * Jaedra stares at Dryzz <Jaedra> dude... <Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way.. <Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(