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#21087 + (-5) -

The wolf catches Red Riding Hood and rapes her violently. After he's done, Red Riding Hood threatens him, "I'm gonna go to the police and tell them that you violetntly raped me four times!!" The wolf looks at her puzzled and says, "What do you mean FOUR times?" Red Riding just looks at him and replies, "Well, we've still got time"


#21088 + (195) -

<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag <Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of


#21089 + (692) -

*** gimpoid (~jj@adsl173-22.powerdsl.com.au) has joined # mpeg3c <gimpoid> hey <lut> sup gimp <gimpoid> not much <gimpoid> lud ? <gimpoid> got fired <gimpoid> need work :'( <DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! <DrBK> oops <DrBK> wrong channel


#21090 + (215) -

<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.


#21084 + (1393) -

Euriusx_xNocturnus: Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that. Veronica5050: ow Veronica5050: just ow Veronica5050: owowowowowowowowow


#21085 + (368) -

<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker <mystican> no you're not <mystican> you're a farmer <mystican> theres a difference


#21086 + (687) -

<GigaVirus> I've never had a firewall and never been hacked : /. <GigaVirus> . <GigaVirus> That was dumb to say.


#21080 + (635) -

<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight <The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?


#21081 + (1738) -

<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM. <TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.


#21082 + (912) -

Seppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: do you want to? PrettyPrincess1 no Seppuko I: would you if asked? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head? PrettyPrincess1: yea Seppuko I: SCORE


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