#171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@

#172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !

#173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.

#174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh' <Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim. <MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96

#175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value

#176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?

#177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me <iMike-> and it's not working properly

#178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana

#179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games: <VIVI> Microsoft Word <VIVI> Microsoft Excel <VIVI> Solitaire

#180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.

#181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

#182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back

#183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?

#184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> wanna hizack AOL? <Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp

#185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease <matt`> called "babies"

#186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day

#187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!

#188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob <ckx> and i was considering it for awhile

#189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they? <Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins

#190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u' <Ohtani> err <kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?

#191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone <DigDug> How much? <jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life

#192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'

#193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it

#194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

#195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly <DigDug> Yes. <DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello <DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug