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#121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock <D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.


#122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach <Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done


#123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?


#124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iln> cd earlyteen


#125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg <Relevant> Oops wrong window.


#126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp <FuNGiSiDE> er wtf


#127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention


#128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today <_Riddler_> and I got this boner <_Riddler_> I dunno <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS


#129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.


#130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in <iMike> and he was talking about porn mags <iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?' <iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'


#131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page. <C-Rock> i might even swallow.


#132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes


#133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon


#134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long


#135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something <scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith


#136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..


#137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet <UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is


#138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;'''' <Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.


#139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?


#140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off


#141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich


#142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something


#143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...


#144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car


#145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh <Guilty> The white trash chip


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