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<GigaVirus> I've never had a firewall and never been hacked : /. <GigaVirus> . <GigaVirus> That was dumb to say.

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<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight <The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?

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<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM. <TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.

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Seppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: do you want to? PrettyPrincess1 no Seppuko I: would you if asked? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head? PrettyPrincess1: yea Seppuko I: SCORE

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dmwit: You know, my first year at college they gave me a whistle. dmwit: They told me it was a rape whistle. dmwit: But no matter how hard I blew, I never got raped. =(

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<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. <stank> i pretended to be a normal college student. <stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know. <stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way. <stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.

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<NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark." <NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in twenty years thanks to this ban. <Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana

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Substitue Teacher> Alright class. Here's the next question. Spain was divided into what? Hint, Canada has these. Dane> Umm... Canadians! Kyle> ... Provinces you idiot...

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<goat^2> man, i just queefed <goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina <paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted? <goat^2> yeah <paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross <goat^2> stinked pretty bad <paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? <goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell <goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion <goat^2> and there was a rancid smell

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<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR <Guilty> "Bi sexual" <Guilty> That means slutty