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<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot <cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl <cugar`class> and all the sudden <cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH" (|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving (Amanda`) Herpes? jrronimo: Hah! On a whim I figured I'd check some of the bigger companie for open jobs in Boulder... so what do I get? Comcast's career website: "Could not connect to remote server". Sounds like they've got a Network Engineer position open for me. :D <comet_11> I hope I never go to prison <comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then <Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha? <Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore <Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db <Guilty> Then it would always be fresh * Shi-chan beats Tino down <Shi-chan> DIE <Tino> haha * Shi-chan takes out a spoonn <Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS <ilifin> there is no spoon Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night Walter39: Not sure why Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest <Sarah> I just saw 28 Days Later <rude-inverse> that's one of those movies I always planned on seeing but never did. <rude-inverse> what was the significance of "28 days"? the only thing I associate 28 days with is a menstrual cycle. <Sarah> maybe that's why there was so much blood. <Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? <jeffx> me! <dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think |
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