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#246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy <WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(


#247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'


#248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok? <Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet <WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!? <Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand


#249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business <chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it


#250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper


#251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Quan> they speak "texican"


#252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<screechon> call him up <screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money <screechon> and if not <screechon> take it to judge judy


#253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil <eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)


#254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bash_> don't touch me there <bash_> whoops, wrong window


#255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago


#256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'


#257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3


#258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bocz> ok dood, whatever <bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal


#259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language <DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl <D1> in comic book form


#260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average <DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =) <X15> there are ppl in texas?


#261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them


#262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight! (McMoo) did they belong to a womang?


#263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(D1) ignore me (D1) 9 out of 10 women do.


#264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester [iMike] get a kickass one


#265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot) <Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;


#266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime.. <CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...


#267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[azn]> i am valid victorian


#268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[deft-:[email protected]] at least i don't go on aol


#269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING. <Intra> exactly amanda


#270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then. <Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot <Guilty> It would never end


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