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#196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement <Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?


#197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC


#198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH


#199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> warez > sex <kisama> it is true. <kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.


#200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)


#201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY


#202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again


#203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix


#204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[email protected]> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!


#205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever <MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now


#206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cndz> what would jesus do> <Josh> probably get crucified and die


#207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money <reptile-> What the hell? <reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.


#208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me


#209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard <Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo


#210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on


#211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.


#212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school <apoptygma> how gay is that?!? <apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me


#213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.


#214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.


#215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE


#216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"


#217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say <Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!


#218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her


#219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some <DigDug> from the kid <Keris> even better


#220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?


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