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<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today <Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"

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<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to ((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff (). Don't do it

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<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason! <Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?! <Devan> Guys? <Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob

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<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me

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<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference

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<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn <cameron> iknow but im almost in <PC^God> HHAHAHA <Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha

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<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot <cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl <cugar`class> and all the sudden <cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH"

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(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving (Amanda`) Herpes?

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jrronimo: Hah! On a whim I figured I'd check some of the bigger companie for open jobs in Boulder... so what do I get? Comcast's career website: "Could not connect to remote server". Sounds like they've got a Network Engineer position open for me. :D

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<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison <comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then