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<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym

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(@icono) what is it your mad at? (NecroMort) women (@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you (NecroMort) same thing ;)

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<Javelin> Oh. <Javelin> My. <Javelin> God. <Javelin> We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker. <Javelin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER." <Javelin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?" <Javelin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..." <Javelin> Next thing I hear: *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" <Javelin> Now they're pissed at ME. <Javelin> Because THEY couldn't read. <Javelin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher." <Javelin> I hate people.

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[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+! 19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!! [19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA! [19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool [19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH

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<Admrlcrow> what are some good switches for extracting a rar archives on a linux box, i'm using unrar-3.1.3 <pairo> Admrlcrow: -RTFM

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<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about. <Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much insight <Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!? <Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE <Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM

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<GimpyMcsquibble>I wonder if there have ever been 2 30 yr old guys, both pretending to be gay young boys, who wanted to meet another gay young boy, and they met, and were like sheeit man

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<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads

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<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee. <Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul <Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church

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<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls. <Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday. <Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac? <Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them. <Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks <Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive <astral> 'usually.'