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<Javelin> Oh. <Javelin> My. <Javelin> God. <Javelin> We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker. <Javelin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER." <Javelin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?" <Javelin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..." <Javelin> Next thing I hear: *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" <Javelin> Now they're pissed at ME. <Javelin> Because THEY couldn't read. <Javelin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher." <Javelin> I hate people.