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#20804 + (123) -

<dra-> hey shit eaters <insta> penis up in your face <insta> smacking your face <insta> you love it <dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS <dra-> uh <insta> that picture was hilarious <dra-> uh sure <insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me <insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality <dra-> i just promptly close <Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.


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(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it


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<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org <Supachikn> FAMOURS <Supachikn> err <Supachikn> famous <Supachikn> ILLITERATE


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<opensoar> you know how my wife looks really young right? <jb> yeah - she looks about 15 <opensoar> we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt <opensoar> we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss.. <jb> lol - you bastard! <opensoar> after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me away and shouted out "Ew! Dad! GROSS!" <opensoar> the whole place thought i was some kind of pervy..


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*** Pope (faykdogpo@AC9654C3.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Sphere <Khross> Raped any children lately?


#20802 + (128) -

<Chris> If I were a Greek god, my name would be Testicles


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<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?


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quits: ReD_JaCk (john@mask-29052.intrstar.net) (Quit: Errection killed by beer)


#20797 + (26) -

* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri <BloodFromStone> No longer in black? <Xellchiri> No, still in black <Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB <BloodFromStone> heh <BloodFromStone> New one, or the first? <Xellchiri> First <Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight <Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted


#20798 + (150) -

<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop Macphisto from breaking my legs."


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