#846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> You see <Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)" <Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"

#847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds <|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one <DigDug> heh <DigDug> she's like a scooter though <var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends. <DigDug> ya <DigDug> but they're fat <|Chris> hahahah <|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically attracted to them problem

#848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head <|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"

#849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you <Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"

#850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike-> ah god <iMike-> i feel sick <Fustard> did you get my cold? <Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!

#851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RonaldJ> dood <RonaldJ> we should start a site <RonaldJ> like Am I Hot <RonaldJ> and <RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic? <RonaldJ> but call it <RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt? <RonaldJ> .com

#852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants <Karmer> brb

#853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Jesus is now known as [_[_] <[_[_]> lets see you <[_[_]> break my ass of steel

#854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club

#855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like <Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck

#856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me <mike> leprosy <Karmer> no <Karmer> it is <Karmer> slidey's virginity

#857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary

#858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department? <g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:

#859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3 *** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'

#860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto <nerak_> that is a heart <nerak_> with weezer in the middle

#861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"

#862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy

#863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno <Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal

#864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more <Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS

#865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC <blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell <LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX

#866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie [timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford [timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity [timmo] to see him get shot

#867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brian`home> so im takin my shower <brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo <brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO <brian`home> so i take a swig of it <brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good <brian`home> dude it tasted nasty

#868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> you know what i hate <timmo> errors that wont go away <Guilty> So you dislike children too

#869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT <@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL <@SwampGas> COOK IT. <@SwampGas> that's admin code talk <@SwampGas> "they got illegal files" <@SwampGas> "delete it"

#870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers <vanity> wow <vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel