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#796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you? (tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ (tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that (tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet


#797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out (Twin-X) although she's the result of not


#798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself


#799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enex> sux! <LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/


#800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom? <maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works <aaronx`> dosent work for me... <aaronx`> bah <aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial


#801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. [D1] when everyone was playing for pogs [D1] I put down my slammer [D1] and it started a huge trend [D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers [Guilty] You put it on the pile? [D1] yeah [Guilty] Thats just stupid [D1] I was a high roller. (McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics? [D1] yes


#802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman? <maff> www.amihitmanornot.com


#803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? [Guilty] When did that come out (McMoo) 2001


#804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers *** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)


#805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light


#806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting! <^enex^> do you feel refreshed


#807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache


#808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P <LkTrout1> Deth is a boner. <blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.


#809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=coralshay <@D1> OMG! MOM?


#810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<var> hrmm <var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop <var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling <Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner <Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out


#811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY


#812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it


#813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous" (pervert_) not cuz im gay (pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked (pervert_) wait....that sounds bad


#814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> maybe in your dreams <SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me <SYch0> :o <MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc <SYch0> hah <SYch0> which is never :|


#815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies. <Ash> A choking hazard?


#816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you <`Tag> and it shows


#817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid. (tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour (letty) or an ingrown toenail


#818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<homerj> a robot on Futurama <homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?" <homerj> because it always locks up


#819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick <timmo> i was talking to in the record store <McMoo> the imaginary one?


#820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT <notgoth> i shot cum in my eye <notgoth> fuck that burns <notgoth> i was jerking off <notgoth> and damn! <notgoth> ow <enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?


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