#20684 + (330) -

<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid. <Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi. <Jordan> *nods* <jagyd> god save the queen

#20685 + (129) -

<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D <Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :) <Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D <Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal

#20679 + (112) -

<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things in awkward places

#20680 + (278) -

<PACHUKA> I'm exempt from draft <PACHUKA> W00T <TonyD> PACHUKA: cuz you're borderline retarded? <PACHUKA> tonyd: no, because I'm unfing your mother, they don't take charity workers

#20681 + (211) -

<pantherqs> i wonder what masturbation in the dark under strobe light with fluorescent paint on your penis and a black light would look like...

#20682 + (731) -

<[X]> What the fuck? Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter "Apple". What the fuck is it with celebrities naming their kids weird shit? <Alex> I'm gonna name my kid Strawberries <bobik-> Alex, you a dumbass <Schwert> the kid will kill you ,Alex <Alex> true :( <[X]> It could be worse... when I was two or so, and living on an Air Force Base in Utah there was a family living on base whose last name was Cane. Their daughters were Sugar, Candy, and Nova.

#20676 + (229) -

<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off? <Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.

#20677 + (166) -

<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a 20inch "screen" <danno> that sounds incredibly useless <Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do shit on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make humans LOOK more futuristic. <danno> oOOOoh... <danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a PDA... <Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon <Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project stuff on stuff, Id get one :) <Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no friends, what the hell would I put on there? <danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for? <Jermsnap> hmmm... good point <Jermsnap> :(

#20678 + (1254) -

<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL? <Doomers> What program is IRL? <Mal> my god

#20673 + (135) -

<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse <DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN <DoctorRiff> crap