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<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME <Dogan> So my teacher's friend's friend or something <Dogan> She was dogsitting one day <Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right? <Nightryde> how embarrassing <Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever <Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE <Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago <Zeelot> oh mannnn <Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like <Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?" <Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things" <Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE <Nightryde> AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???

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<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok <Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party <Pete[z]> anyway <Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off <Pete[z]> then her mother came home <Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit <Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip

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<xavas> so i was on the beach wearing my speedo's the other day <xavas> and some chick walks by and goes "u got a roll of pennies in there?!?!?" <xavas> so i says "yeah, want me to knock some cents into you?>

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<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch <HondaRace> ;) <Shok> no <Shok> i'm embarassed <poste> how much? <HondaRace> he sucked my dick <Shok> i felt used and dirty after <spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day <spicrx7> you got ripped off

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<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert. <Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.

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<Loki> A mammal that lays eggs, is the ultimate breakfast dish.

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<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time. <microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn <forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking <forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that

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<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day. <spacetwin> how was it! <AgntBukk> I beat up some chick. <AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died. <spacetwin> haha <AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.

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<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime

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[Tyr`] What The Fuck [Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024? [Tyr`] bah! [roAm] oh god no [roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535