#1171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong <Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a <Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!! <Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card Instantly Online! Click here and get 500 <Acero> Bigprizes points!

#1172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."

#1173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Weazel> stupid cops <Weazel> always giving me shit <Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX

#1174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.

#1175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?

#1176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything. <JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches? <Fry> What about loss of blood ? <Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you. <JDigital> Or a fear of leeches. <JDigital> Or lag.

#1177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers

#1178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army ! <JDigital> ... <JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us. <Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ? <JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.

#1179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big

#1180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public

#1181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people. <doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up. <Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots. <doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.

#1182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd <doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny? <doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.

#1183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.

#1184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML

#1185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately <kisama_> that when i close my eyes <kisama_> i see quad damage <D1> I see naked men.

#1186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb! [21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro [21:51] <Nakago> >_< [21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb? [21:51] <Nakago> ack [21:51] <Hatta> hmm. [21:51] <Hatta> how would that work. [21:51] <Nakago> don't ask [21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1

#1187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do <maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out <maff> with frosting and everything <madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way <maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

#1188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work (Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out

#1189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan (d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@

#1190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. [22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies? [22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.

#1191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> fuck english too <kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo" <kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo" <kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches <kisama> were getting into it <kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!" <kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!" <kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"

#1192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more <Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto <Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there

#1193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo <ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0: <ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit

#1194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie <`michael> and we had this room in the basement <`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis

#1195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass <fileface> any opers alive? <cd> me <cd> type: /quit i am gay <fileface> Y? <cd> cos it will fix your password <cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot' ��  quits fileface ([email protected]) (Quit: i am gay �~{Polaris IRC}~� v2.04)