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<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago <Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself

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[15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor to this site, click this space to close this window and claim your prize [15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!" [15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you are a WINNER! [15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a winner!"

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<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan <Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs <Supachikn> and anime <Supachikn> and hot chicks <Supachikn> and rally cars <Supachikn> and nice motorcycles <Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!

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<Gumby-> so another guy found you sexy. so what? <Alchav> I guess you had to be there :/ <Gumby-> I do community theater, where 80% of the guys are gay. One time the director came up to me, wanted to make me feel uncomfortable, and said something like "hey big guy, so....boxers or briefs?" ... <Gumby-> so to mess with him, I look at him and say "Neither. womens" <Gumby-> he says "Ooh, that's getting me all excited now." I then return with "Look, it's no secret. I may be strong enough for a man, but I'm made for a woman". He laughed and walked away <Gumby-> Lesson learned: The key to getting someone to stop creeping you out, is to out-do them. :)

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<dunce> We were doing shots of BBQ sauce at the anime con <dunce> Granted, that BBQ sauce also had vodka in it <dunce> And I hadn't eaten for 2 days <Nd> Weren't you there to like... er, what did you do there? <dunce> I was there to drink <dunce> And have fun with half naked girls <dunce> What... you think I give a shit about that anime stuff? :P <dunce> Didn't actually see any anime while I was there <dunce> I mean, I can watch it at home, didn't see what the big deal was

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<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today <bemyfreak> awww, how sweet <PacerX> i knocked him unconcious <bemyfreak> WHAT

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<AT-afk> fuckin dog just ate my mom's dentures <AT-afk>whoa is she pissed () <AT-afk>i think so neway...kinda hard to understand her on the phone with them out

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<sekira> it was like 4 PM and my friends grandma msg'd him on aim <sekira> and she asked if he was still busy doing his homework. <sekira> I was really bored, so I went on his comp and said "wtf?" and she replied: "wait til five?"

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<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can <luna> imagine it! <roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall <roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.

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<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :| <@Hatcher> what class <@madCoder> calculus problem section <@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D: <@madCoder> its not even the real class <@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the chalk board <@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break <@madCoder> ok then, that's settled * madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks * madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating