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<nzc> mmmmm <nzc> Speak n Spall. <nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.) <drwiii> obviously not.

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Mmc1512: YOI KID Mmc1512: ALL THE LAMPSHADES ARE ON YOUR SUBMARINE Mmc1512: catch my drift? NcKmN 1988: wtf lol Mmc1512: your alarm clocks are made out of cheese NcKmN 1988: uhhh.. Mmc1512: your car is a boat on the fifth of the week Mmc1512: get it? NcKmN 1988: hmmm... NcKmN 1988: no Mmc1512: you look like a goriila escaped from alaska Mmc1512: you need 2 pencils to write but only one hand to see Mmc1512: understand? NcKmN 1988: u sniff glue again? Mmc1512: no son Mmc1512: back off my shoe box

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<ditte> my parents had a girl about my age <ditte> omg

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<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"

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<Xney> how goes the job search? <Stemish> xeeneee....it'll go, once i start it :) <Xney> oh you haven't started? <Stemish> not seriously, i'm not hurting yet <Xney> brian: You should start way early.. it's quite ugly :) <fouts> no shit. one company i applied to went out of business between posting the ad and my email to them

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<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.

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<oneiros> Damn it. <oneiros> I do not understand this. <Kyle> Uh oh. <jwbozzy> ... <Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.

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<Dave> Question: Is it "right" to stop registered sex offenders from registering on social networking sites? <highvoltage> Dave: where do you register to become a sex offender? * Vhata falls off his chair laughing <Dave> highvoltage: at your local school... <MrKen> Dave: No, that's where they hold the auditions

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(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows (PackRat) Take away their food stamps?

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<AddictArt> "My dad can kill you with his little finger" <- put that into modern age talk and you get.... <AddictArt> <Mako> you wanna get pingered by a dual 1.7 megabyte modem? and a OC3 line if I call my friend?