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<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park <BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life

#2148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<i4get> life sucks. <Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out <i4get> X( <i4get> funny Waldo

#2149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games <ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware <ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there

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* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers <FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow.  ;-) <mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad. <FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it. <FlipTopBx> where's he live? <mightyflo> the land of kirk <FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then

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<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed

#2152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina <blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint <blazemore> construct your own vagina? <djLiKu> yes <djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11 <djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo

#2153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress?? <gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1 <O_6> what language are you speaking? <gg0dd> c++ <matts> hahaha

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<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you? <phubuh> 13 <Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS

#2155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8 <Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants

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<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"

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<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex <Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves

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<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'

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<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants <D1> need some backup? <D1> I mean... <D1> ok, that was really gay. <maff> I don't get down like that d1 <D1> I apologize. <Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1

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*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer) *** Morpheus ([email protected]) has joined channel #relax <Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that

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<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name *** amit is now known as newname

#2163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words <sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"

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<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me... <Nyphur> ... o_0

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(seiki) &google inflatable+goat (fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html

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<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls <@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox <@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?

#2167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me

#2168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us <blazemore> and asking which bands we like <blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them <blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses" <blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!" <ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them <ScumDog> as a universal message of love <ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word

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<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken? <Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung. <Scofco> ... <Scofco> what's mung? <Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think. <Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks <Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.

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