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#2096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java


#2097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.


#2098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? <Jumper> is this a trick question ?


#2099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Parts: GiRLiE ([email protected]) * Xta-C sets mode: -stupid


#2100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20


#2101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon <Scofco> I pass out <Scofco> well, I actually faint <Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me


#2102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego


#2103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy


#2104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music


#2105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" <nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'. * Sylffor is a homosexual, remember? <nitrifik_> you being gay is fine. <nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".


#2106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though <ScumDog> don't take it wrong <nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?


#2107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head


#2108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest. <TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value <nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o


#2109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dot> *shrug* <dot> i know most references <dot> because i am ... whats that word? <dot> i know stuff


#2110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P <toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?


#2111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb <Sam|foo> ok <Slant> ok, reboot. <Sam|foo> brb * Slant nods. <-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited) <FlipTopBox> sucka.  he's doomed, isn't he.


#2112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect.  It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy. <Potato> I'd even say it bites. <JDigital> lol kthx


#2113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[neckarse] well berret tesratr [neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...


#2114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE [17:29:32] [Xta-C    ] COOL! [17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili


#2115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Op me so hard.


#2116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<d1cer> omfg <d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world <d1cer> :/ <d1cer> it was like a fucking legg <LivinDead> lol <LivinDead> how big was it? <d1cer> umm <d1cer> k <d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler


#2117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) <tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher <latez> lol <latez> we've got a medic


#2118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............


#2119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shin_k> rez is great though <shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually <shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS <TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet <TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes


#2120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling


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