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<ralph> perl is the lossy compression for programming languages

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<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. <GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge? <The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes. <GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won. <The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.

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<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday. <Toast> *sigh* <dert> oh god <Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles away

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<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.

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<kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to wear it <kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)

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<FoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass <FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. <FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. <FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. <FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. <FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. <FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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<DEADGIRL> IM BACK NIGGERS <J0SH> u spelt black wrong

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<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? <Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire" <Destruct> ? *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: ) <booger> type /server fxfire instead <booger> that might work better *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )

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<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron? <Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose. <sisko> suppose so. <Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr" <sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated <Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me. <Kaff> he's seen me naked.

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<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however. <Supe> Or is it?!