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<FoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second
Lieutenant with a map and a compass
<FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.
<FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees
to the South to avoid a collision.
<FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I
say again, divert YOUR course.
<FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
<FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND
NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE
15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
<FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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