#2496   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } } else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }

#2497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines? <Cyrix> what. <jim4> vv: no <Cyrix> get a new cd <Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver *** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has left #C++ <snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps *** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has joined #c++ <vvortex3> jerk <Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver

#2498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)' <DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?

#2499   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Toramo has joined #--------- <Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!! <Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?

#2500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180

#2501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey? <DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard

#2502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD.  It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.

#2503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?" <KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle <KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices <KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?

#2504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer <DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct

#2505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs <Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise

#2506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile <DuneBoy> missing ) my ass <ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek."

#2507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn <Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing

#2508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny <bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat

#2509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife

#2510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gersh> wow <Gersh> I rule <Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim <Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam

#2511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ohm> damn <ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK

#2512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials? <thinkmad> one of them should be <thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid

#2513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )

#2514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND <DCBastard> lol - what else is new? <DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!"

#2515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday. <Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing. <Unfor|Work> I play the CD player

#2516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy

#2517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times.

#2518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?

#2519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each

#2520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization <langdon> my kid will be all caps.