#2546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter

#2547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT

#2548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey

#2549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers. <reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again. <reuben> anything witty is only witty once <reuben> hey <reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker

#2550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matto> the keg is tapped <matto> awaiting the guests <`jon> and you're online

#2551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit

#2552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record

#2553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site

#2554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`rip> when you go into a job interview <`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are <`rip> what do you say <clay> you tell them that youre indecisive <clay> and then stop talking

#2555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm <clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong <clay> and i said dude <clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude

#2556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking <clay> yes <clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey

#2557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT <clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU

#2558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!

#2559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop <iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her

#2560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?

#2561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster

#2562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iban> uhoh <iban> its 5am <iban> about time for my morning wood

#2563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once

#2564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book <clay> so i went to my mom <clay> and said <clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen

#2565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine <Lith> err <Lith> gold mine

#2566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean

#2567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist

#2568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sifelaver> you know who you should ban? <reuben> who <sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS

#2569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking

#2570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker. <langdon> if i get real low to my desk. <langdon> i can see up her skirt!