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< duoi> how do i stop getting my puter infected with adware when downloading porn < skas> block ads < skas> update os and antivir < hdqn> next! < duoi> but how will i find out about lonely singles in my local area < hdqn> look into every window in the neighbourhood, if they're IRCing that's your best best < hdqn> the shorter the handle, the longer the candle, if y'know what I mean

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Kowal: looks like I've been outsmarted by Tors again.

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<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.

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@|C|REDS`: I want a fuckin gf @|C|Nemur: you want a girlfriend or a geforce? plz be specific

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The wolf catches Red Riding Hood and rapes her violently. After he's done, Red Riding Hood threatens him, "I'm gonna go to the police and tell them that you violetntly raped me four times!!" The wolf looks at her puzzled and says, "What do you mean FOUR times?" Red Riding just looks at him and replies, "Well, we've still got time"

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<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag <Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of

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*** gimpoid (~jj@adsl173-22.powerdsl.com.au) has joined # mpeg3c <gimpoid> hey <lut> sup gimp <gimpoid> not much <gimpoid> lud ? <gimpoid> got fired <gimpoid> need work :'( <DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! <DrBK> oops <DrBK> wrong channel

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<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.

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Euriusx_xNocturnus: Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that. Veronica5050: ow Veronica5050: just ow Veronica5050: owowowowowowowowow

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<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker <mystican> no you're not <mystican> you're a farmer <mystican> theres a difference