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#146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> masturbatin time <Moot> I'm livin dangerously <Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet


#147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Win2k! ^_^ *** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))


#148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY


#149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)


#150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this


#151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it


#152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/


#153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.


#154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch <strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?


#155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" <hypr> wtf are donut seeds


#156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her. <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.


#157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him


#158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off


#159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired


#160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes


#161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks <AlmtyBob> teenage chicks


#162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> [^_^ <blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer


#163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us


#164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work <Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?


#165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's <Guilty> ArabIRC Network


#166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad


#167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass <scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt


#168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose


#169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes <EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!


#170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me


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