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#97   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur... <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls? <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

#98   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

#99   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services

#100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game

#101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> ok, here's what we do <Moot> we break into AOL HQ <Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds

#102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

#103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me? <Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass <Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS

#104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS <emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST <emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

#105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time. <DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now? <wecell> i've always used windows machines.

#106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. <emufreak> How did you get into emulation? <RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE

#107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights...... <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies....... <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed. <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

#108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

#109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes. <Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth <repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

#110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat <Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers <Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

#111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.

#112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

#113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> women ask for it <ckx> they act all old and mature <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass <ckx> and they get all bitchy <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

#114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable. <iln> you can't abuse pot ash

#115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65

#116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

#117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P *** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving) <reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.

#118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine

#119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EM[mMF]> man <EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler <EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them <EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell" <EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN> <EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit

#120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit. <Spidey> they do, goemon <Goemon> damn. <Goemon> my mom must have dropped <Goemon> me