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<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob?

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<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets <fyre> say that to her@! <fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"

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<_absent> Dilbert: why dont you tell everyone about the time you overdosed on shrooms, and the cops found you in a field covered in your own feces shaking a hand in the air and claiming the federal government was planning to take your life

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[Lamsey> lol, i'm running UT in spectator mode to run down my laptop's battery and the camera's right next to a biorifle spot [Lamsey> whole screen's covered in green goo, hehe <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> that happened to me last night <Lamsey> ok FC, please don't elaborate in any way or form please <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> I sneezed and all this stuff came out of my nose <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> all over the screen <Lamsey> ugh, too late <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> people tell younger guys to make sure they have enough money...comdums...etc when they go on a date <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> also remember to blow your nose before you go out <-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> could cause problems <Lamsey> 'snot usually a problem for me

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<`michael> where's snow <var> dunno mike <var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music <var> is my best guess

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<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing <kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have

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<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or something <dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich <Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too <Kalony> preferably after washing its hands <dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich

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<pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> kirby dances <pathogen> for money <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(O_O)> <pathogen> cha-cha-cha! <kermit> gay

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<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time" <Boogieman> and she said "yes" <Boogieman> and I just sorta stared <Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far <Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say

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<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets.