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<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button


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<Monsoon`> They could make a TV show about IRC. Call it "American Idle"


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<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food? <milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird <Firemoth> Plover. <Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet. <milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security


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<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water


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<~Danke> trolling or not you can't expect me to link me to furry porn and say "oh VoiDeD, that's good that you've found something you're interested in"


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<Frankstar> I am so fucking pissed. This one guy sold me his air guitar on ebay for 70 dollars and I still havent fucking received shit.


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<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman * Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll <Philgone> toasty warm <BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury? <Philgone> no.. roland


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<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet


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<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.


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<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes! <Evilspoon> wait nm


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