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[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old. [02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is [02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?

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<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows

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<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial

#324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake <`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(

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<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?

#326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.

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<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell? <Tux> PANTIES! <Tux> er <Tux> not really <Tux> but it was close!

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<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?

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<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile

#330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there

#331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DumbBitch> AND <DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes? <DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/

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<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P <NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey

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<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.

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<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country

#335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger <tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth

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<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!

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<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?

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*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)

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[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia [CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied

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<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning" <migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow" *** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")

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<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.

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<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : | <Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity) <guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL <Dipstick> NO! <Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :

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<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus. <Ash> You've solved the mystery!

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<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand... <TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc <TknoMncr> I swear <TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it <TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse

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<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening