#271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors <timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT <timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT <timmo> weirdo

#272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system! <Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard

#273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes <iMike> id see your penis <iMike> it was great <iMike> i mean disgusting.

#274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett <kisama> cockface is hooking me up <kisama> :) <Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do

#275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ArIck> mann <ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction <ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno

#276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor

#277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

#278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site

#279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.

#280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SWM> if the average penis is 6" <SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York

#281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.

#282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.

#283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?

#284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

e l i t e m r p: first type this CD WINDOWSCOMMAND n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom

#285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

n e r d b 5: you use redhat? n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right? n e r d b 5: like napster n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people

#286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle? n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe

#287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn. <repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D <lele> dude i'm doing before AND after

#288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1 <johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'

#289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like. <reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me! <Taurclave> You dream of handjobs <DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl <Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand

#290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up <Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org

#291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(

#292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes <SWM> i never eat them <SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"

#293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees.. <hypr> fucking bitch

#294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones.  That's my bandwidth. <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please" <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"

#295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping