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#21035 + (634) -

<erl1> my gf is getting 8mbit <erl1> im glad i didn't dump her <erl1> im gonna go over to her place with my box and leech


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--> ROJO has joined #nocomment --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ROJO <Kazz> ROJO! * Kazz grunts. * ROJO returns grunt * Kazz takes off loincloth. * ROJO shudders <Kazz> ROJO! * Kazz bobs. <ROJO> KAZZ! * Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth. <Kazz> ROJO! <-- ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic)) * Kazz weeps. <Kazz> Ro... jo....


#21030 + (-56) -

<tally> why does it seem like out of the ton of people listed on the right, only four are talking <vette> the rest are whispering


#21031 + (218) -

<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too <oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic <usrg> well DUH :-P <usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!


#21032 + (181) -

<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button


#21026 + (965) -

<Monsoon`> They could make a TV show about IRC. Call it "American Idle"


#21027 + (218) -

<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food? <milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird <Firemoth> Plover. <Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet. <milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security


#21028 + (79) -

<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water


#21029 + (-136) -

<~Danke> trolling or not you can't expect me to link me to furry porn and say "oh VoiDeD, that's good that you've found something you're interested in"


#21023 + (2168) -

<Frankstar> I am so fucking pissed. This one guy sold me his air guitar on ebay for 70 dollars and I still havent fucking received shit.


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