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<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier <SD-Washu> that was l33t <biafra> what <SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese <SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...." <SD-Washu> followed by *click*


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<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass <notmewse> oh shit wrong window


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*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)' (Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :) (nwar) nor is it edited in anyway (ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context (ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :) (Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :) (ALbino) besides the point :) (ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :) (Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?


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<Andymc> lawl 156 photos on my phone... <Andymc> but i don't have a fuxxing way to get them onto the comp... need a bluetooth dock or summat <GriM> peel them off and re-apply glue? Perhaps a mild solvent to loosen the sticky? <Andymc> You should apply for a job at Dell...


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<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. <devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin <pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21... <devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17 <pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets? <devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview <pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right? <pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl <devilgrl> exactly


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<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.


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<erl1> my gf is getting 8mbit <erl1> im glad i didn't dump her <erl1> im gonna go over to her place with my box and leech


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--> ROJO has joined #nocomment --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ROJO <Kazz> ROJO! * Kazz grunts. * ROJO returns grunt * Kazz takes off loincloth. * ROJO shudders <Kazz> ROJO! * Kazz bobs. <ROJO> KAZZ! * Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth. <Kazz> ROJO! <-- ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic)) * Kazz weeps. <Kazz> Ro... jo....


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<tally> why does it seem like out of the ton of people listed on the right, only four are talking <vette> the rest are whispering


#21031 + (218) -

<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too <oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic <usrg> well DUH :-P <usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!


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