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<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman * Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll <Philgone> toasty warm <BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury? <Philgone> no.. roland

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<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet

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<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes! <Evilspoon> wait nm

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<Grover> On my linux box, I once swapped out the motherboard, put in a new video card, doubled the RAM, installed a CD burner, installed a RAID array of (6) 200GB SATA Drives, and overclocked the CPU without ever rebooting it <Rusty> Didn't you reboot it a few weeks ago? <Grover> Yeah, I had to reboot to install my Thumb Drive

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<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry. <ShaneBe> what do you care about? <treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action. <treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical <ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings? <treph> yeah.

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(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field. (Ntruder): hah (bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him. (Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award

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<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.

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<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money

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[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg [ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap [ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is [ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one [ @^duckman^ ] that sucked