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<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L <dreawn> err 10 K <dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. <Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen <Marmalade420> and i can get money <Marmalade420> all <dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen. <dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it <Marmalade420> sure <dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail <dreawn> nope, nothing at all.

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<Farcaller> to get spare parts disassemble/assemble some device <Farcaller> repeat until you get enough spare parts

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<Quast> bbg: homosexuality isn't a badge you get after you fuck a guy in the ass for the first time <Quast> or get it yourself <xooz98> which badge do you get again? <xooz98> the boy scouts system is so complicated

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<typobox43> brb, grabbing a floppy dick

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<@pork> whats best buy <@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.

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Manghuntr9: i am taking a piece of KRAFT cheese to church with me in the hopes that i can get an extra piece of jesus and make a sandwich

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<Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?

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<LLyric> How do I break out of an infinite loop on a c64? It's been sooo long. <MaggieL> Unplug it.

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uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!! <digdug> why so few people? :/ <bocz> i wuz hungry

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<mcsim02> you know...one day the word pron is actually going to replace the word porn for good...and then in the year 2055 some internet geek is gonna think hes really funny by calling it 'porn' instead of 'pron'...and it will be a horrible horrible cycle