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<Grover> On my linux box, I once swapped out the motherboard, put in a new video card, doubled the RAM, installed a CD burner, installed a RAID array of (6) 200GB SATA Drives, and overclocked the CPU without ever rebooting it <Rusty> Didn't you reboot it a few weeks ago? <Grover> Yeah, I had to reboot to install my Thumb Drive

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<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry. <ShaneBe> what do you care about? <treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action. <treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical <ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings? <treph> yeah.

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(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field. (Ntruder): hah (bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him. (Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award

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<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.

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<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money

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[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg [ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap [ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is [ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one [ @^duckman^ ] that sucked

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<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L <dreawn> err 10 K <dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. <Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen <Marmalade420> and i can get money <Marmalade420> all <dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen. <dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it <Marmalade420> sure <dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail <dreawn> nope, nothing at all.

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<Farcaller> to get spare parts disassemble/assemble some device <Farcaller> repeat until you get enough spare parts

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<Quast> bbg: homosexuality isn't a badge you get after you fuck a guy in the ass for the first time <Quast> or get it yourself <xooz98> which badge do you get again? <xooz98> the boy scouts system is so complicated

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<typobox43> brb, grabbing a floppy dick