#346   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops. <DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D

#347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|

#348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!

#349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number

#350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?

#351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something

#352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?

#353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE

#354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear (@X2-down) er screamed

#355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ethiopia> i'm starving

#356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too

#357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"

#358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year <End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different <zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.

#359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy? <chisoxiest> "i can't reach that" <chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough" <chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now

#360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute

#361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** Penfold ([email protected]) has joined #keble <Penfold> Excess flood my arse <Ganesh> no thanks

#362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!

#363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really. <rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months...

#364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.

#365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them. <Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.

#366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sphynx> crushes suck <sphynx> i hate em <sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation <sphynx> the hopes dashed etc <shirazz> the masturbation <shirazz> hehehe <bark> the masturbation is ok. <Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..

#367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac

#368   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.

#369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]). <yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :) <inof> :-] <inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)

#370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel? <SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand <token> biggest file? <token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)