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<@pork> whats best buy <@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.

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Manghuntr9: i am taking a piece of KRAFT cheese to church with me in the hopes that i can get an extra piece of jesus and make a sandwich

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<Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?

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<LLyric> How do I break out of an infinite loop on a c64? It's been sooo long. <MaggieL> Unplug it.

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uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!! <digdug> why so few people? :/ <bocz> i wuz hungry

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<mcsim02> you know...one day the word pron is actually going to replace the word porn for good...and then in the year 2055 some internet geek is gonna think hes really funny by calling it 'porn' instead of 'pron'...and it will be a horrible horrible cycle

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<Arendra> A smiley says a thousand words <Arendra> :-) *** Arendra has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

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<t-f-i> An officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. <t-f-i> The French Admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked, "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?" <t-f-i> Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it is because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German." The group became silent.

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<|if3|355> I GOT OWNED <|if3|355> by partition magic 8; and a perfectly timed power surge.

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(kellai) fr0g is cuddly (kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire