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<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?


#21001 + (248) -

<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?"


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<barnacle> rape and sex are really the same thing <SaxxonPike> Not exactly <SaxxonPike> Well I can't think of the difference right now <SaxxonPike> But I think rape is the bad one that you always see in the news <SaxxonPike> Much like the difference between "nigga" and "nigger" I guess <SaxxonPike> One is somehow bad, it's all in how you say it <barnacle> i see


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<d1cer> omfg <d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world <d1cer> :/ <d1cer> it was like a fucking legg <LivinDead> lol <LivinDead> how big was it? <d1cer> umm <d1cer> k <d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler


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[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s) [@SI-pHluid]: er. [@SI-pHluid]: ignore that. [@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO [@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG [@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG [@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6 [@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|


#20998 + (306) -

<Dave_A> Raping Secial Ed Kids is Fucking Retarded.


#20991 + (327) -

<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?


#20992 + (92) -

<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) <M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;) <salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money? <M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;) <salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL


#20993 + (9) -

<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now <Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?


#20994 + (253) -

<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o <Dami> And I am one of them. XD <Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000 <Fuyutski> =o <Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they'd be our BITCH.


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