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<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone <blazemore> and then you own yourself

#397   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal

#398   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2

#399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame <Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."

#400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis <Duce> is that in dog inches?

#401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.

#402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving

#403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings! <Dr_DOS> YES <Dr_DOS> Sidewinner

#404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell <Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained

#405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid.. <CrazyDe> its only a dick

#406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?

#407   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HaXk> The dog cant say no <HaXk> So it really isnt rape

#408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

#409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

#410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac

#411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai

#412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement... <natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality

#413   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.

#414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly <Wooben> so that was the end of that

#415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday <gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver. <gloone> or a stapler <gloone> that's what i have here.

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<McAnarchy> people live in utah??

#417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls <VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

#418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?

#419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Islandx55> wtf is a-team

#420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?