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<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling

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<Tremolo> They tried to shove Christianity down my throat <Zenith> That's not where you're supposed to *shove* Christianity! Look at the priests! They know what they're doing.

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<InkyTriviaBot> Question: what was the first zeppelin made of? <InkyTriviaBot> answer: -------- <AlexisMachine> fire

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·fetter· do you know how to write appedectimy ·fetter· the surgical operation Nt_HoleMan i have no idea Nt_HoleMan i quit school at the age of 3 Nt_HoleMan because all the teachers were playa hatin on me ·fetter· ???~~??!?!?! ·fetter· you dont go to school? Nt_HoleMan read above

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<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU." <burrahobbit> AND COMMA <burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED

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ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover. DrRocksicle: you can if it has no pages

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<Lord_Nuke> Blegh, today was annoying <Lord_Nuke> Some people I wonder how they remember to get dressed mornings <l33t-mercury> how so? <Lord_Nuke> Well, as you know, I work at the Best Buy Rebate Center <Lord_Nuke> So a woman calls in, she got a letter declining her rebate request for invalid receipt <Lord_Nuke> it turns out she bought her computer at Comp-Usa, and then went on bestbuy.com and printed off a rebate form <Lord_Nuke> And she wonders why she didn't get her rebate <l33t-mercury> OMG! Rofl! <Lord_Nuke> Yeah, well, its still better than the fool who forgets to mail it in at all <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Hi, I'd like to check on my rebate. I've been waiting 6 months" <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Well, do you have a copy of your rebate form with you?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, let me open my envelope here, I have the rebate form." <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Wait, wait. You have the envelope there? As in you didn't mail it?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, it's right here. Can you tell me what's taking so long?" <l33t-mercury> lol <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Just let me confirm this: You didn't mail it in, and you want to know what's taking so long?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yes, that's correct..... oh. Shit." *click* <l33t-mercury> haha

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<@DudeGuy> i really like soymild <@DudeGuy> milk <@eponymous> New Soy Mild: For You Vegan Fuckers Too Pansy-Ass to Take Regular Soy (TM)

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<KKK> hey guys check this out, i can say all the banned words, and not get banned, look <KKK> FUCK YOU MYDOWNLOADER KAZZA XDCCSPY CRITEN INSIDERZ * dv sets mode: +b *!*@52DF899E39.addictz.net * KKK was kicked by dv (banned: Repeated Offence, No Caps! 5min ban)

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<KZoo> COX <devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE <KZoo> thats not a service provider <KZoo> well....i guess it is