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#471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :.


#472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it


#473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her. * freeweed kix Daemon's dog * DaemoN_ fucks her <smcn> fucks who? your dog?


#474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. �~{Polaris IRC}~� v2.03 Alpha) <|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate <smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis


#475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself


#476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week * PtitFous undresses then <MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"


#477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature <freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it <scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen


#478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :) <DaemoN_> ??? <DaemoN_> lesbian?


#479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES <Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy


#480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.


#481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?


#482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm <Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem <Guilty> You and duke nukem <Amanda`> We're pals. <Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home <Guilty> Hes dead, move on


#483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar


#484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit <D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass


#485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland


#486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@xvize> xwin is like an os


#487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace


#488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP


#489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux?


#490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously


#491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?


#492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox.. <Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online


#493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS <gb> THERE GOEZ ED <gb> BYE BYE <hypr> DONT DOS ME" <hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG <blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!


#494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@shmoo> i gatta shit <@shmoo> bb tomorrow


#495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat


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