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<Lord_Nuke> Blegh, today was annoying <Lord_Nuke> Some people I wonder how they remember to get dressed mornings <l33t-mercury> how so? <Lord_Nuke> Well, as you know, I work at the Best Buy Rebate Center <Lord_Nuke> So a woman calls in, she got a letter declining her rebate request for invalid receipt <Lord_Nuke> it turns out she bought her computer at Comp-Usa, and then went on bestbuy.com and printed off a rebate form <Lord_Nuke> And she wonders why she didn't get her rebate <l33t-mercury> OMG! Rofl! <Lord_Nuke> Yeah, well, its still better than the fool who forgets to mail it in at all <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Hi, I'd like to check on my rebate. I've been waiting 6 months" <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Well, do you have a copy of your rebate form with you?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, let me open my envelope here, I have the rebate form." <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Wait, wait. You have the envelope there? As in you didn't mail it?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, it's right here. Can you tell me what's taking so long?" <l33t-mercury> lol <Lord_Nuke> Me: "Just let me confirm this: You didn't mail it in, and you want to know what's taking so long?" <Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yes, that's correct..... oh. Shit." *click* <l33t-mercury> haha

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<@DudeGuy> i really like soymild <@DudeGuy> milk <@eponymous> New Soy Mild: For You Vegan Fuckers Too Pansy-Ass to Take Regular Soy (TM)

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<KKK> hey guys check this out, i can say all the banned words, and not get banned, look <KKK> FUCK YOU MYDOWNLOADER KAZZA XDCCSPY CRITEN INSIDERZ * dv sets mode: +b *!*@52DF899E39.addictz.net * KKK was kicked by dv (banned: Repeated Offence, No Caps! 5min ban)

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<KZoo> COX <devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE <KZoo> thats not a service provider <KZoo> well....i guess it is

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<GinjaNinja> Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

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<Musket> is there an echo in here? <ManOfStuff> an echo in here? <FessyBugger> in here? <Kajifox> here?

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<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once <deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it <rwhom> did you get it right? <deimos> and then they looked at me <deimos> and wanted a single part answer <deimos> so i thought for a second <cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.

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<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself. <UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters. <UFGailorJupiter> well <UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters. <Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate? <UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!

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<spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night <spectre> too bad she was fat

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n e r d b 5: you use redhat? n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right? n e r d b 5: like napster n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people