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<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill. * jre is now known as SoccerMoms <SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN * SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians <Politicians> K <oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip <oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol <Path> IDIOT <Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no <Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter <Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt <Deltan> At least you got the last laugh <Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter <Deltan> you gained a dollar <Deltan> sowned LordTwarog: i totally stalked her but only around school LordTwarog: so it was like "oh, i'm on break too" and not "i see you from the bushes" <reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization <langdon> my kid will be all caps. <biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs <biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke <biatch> he's all disappointed <biatch> and he's like <biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me" <FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place <FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty." <FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?" <FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool." <mikael> people should get beat up, for stating their beliefs <penisbird> is that your belief? <LarsC> i have women issues. <LarsC> namely, I hate them. <Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall <Dillinger> wear a tower costume <Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed <Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. <Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground <Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" <Dillinger> and then fucking run. |
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