#521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P

#522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that are increasing

#523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent.

#524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s

#525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?

#526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free?

#527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux

#528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or ..

#529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<muted> i dont like slackware <Zephyrous> muted: what are you on? <Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently. <muted> suse

#530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire.

#531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<imminent> clean keyboard <imminent> yesss <edible> you desemenized it? <edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?

#532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw <DigDug> wtf did that say? <hypr> i dunno <hypr> what i said

#533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Chris) take your dick out of the port (Chis) hey it worked!

#534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd

#535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> i like to masturbate <reptile-> heh <reptile-> I remember along time ago <reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn <reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something <reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!" <reptile-> !#@$

#536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers? <Chis> i need to get one on ebay) <Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver <Spidey> dude <Spidey> just go to the damn store

#537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis <homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up

#538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie <wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...

#539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me <makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded             like someone knocking on my window <makeworld> shit

#540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days [23:07] <rys> on purpose?

#541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99 [18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here? [18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot [18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times..  but i'm okay..

#542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder? <gargos> No... I've got homework to do.

#543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If     brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer. <syx> eeeeek

#544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once

#545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem...        then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled