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<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization <langdon> my kid will be all caps.

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<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs <biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke <biatch> he's all disappointed <biatch> and he's like <biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me"

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<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place <FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty." <FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?" <FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool."

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<mikael> people should get beat up, for stating their beliefs <penisbird> is that your belief?

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<LarsC> i have women issues. <LarsC> namely, I hate them.

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<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall <Dillinger> wear a tower costume <Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed <Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. <Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground <Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" <Dillinger> and then fucking run.

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<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra? <RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt

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(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :) (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-) (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;) (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both :-D (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello ....

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* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t <Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root <eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW. <Apollo-> haha <Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"

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<E-Claire> We're doing a play in drama. <A-C> oh yeah? <E-Claire> Yeah. A play about soviet Russia <E-Claire> Only we're using household animals. We got the idea from Orwell's animal farm. <A-C> Will you have Gerbils? <E-Claire> Nah...he was nazi germany.